What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 02:02
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Flight attendant reportedly found naked during flight from SFO - SFGATE
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.