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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Heads up! Midnight 16GB 13-inch M4 MacBook Air just dropped again to $800 all-time low ($199 off) - 9to5Toys

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dow Jones Futures Rise, Broadcom Falls After Tesla Crashes On Musk-Trump Feud - Investor's Business Daily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Flight attendant reportedly found naked during flight from SFO - SFGATE

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.