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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Next, they tried...

So they tried

Then came..

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

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share office space ...

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

What makes Nigerian scammers skilled at impersonating people? Is their success a result of intelligence or other factors?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!